]]> http://superfuturetv.com/1154/feed/ 0 http://superfuturetv.com/1061/ http://superfuturetv.com/1061/#comments Tue, 10 Jan 2012 22:35:25 +0000 Greg Russo http://superfuturetv.com/?p=1061

Once in awhile an artist comes along that  stands out from all others in their generation, bringing smiles to children and uniting generations with their signature sounds. Here now I’d like to salute some of  what I consider to be the best Shart-ists of all time, It might be a bit biased but  as is in life sometimes we  see things only the way we want to see  them.

1) Shart-Kira

Shart-Kira burst onto the scene in the early 90′s and never stopped churning out the hits. She broke new ground and many boundaries with her message the beautiful women could not only sing but they could also shart, a message that previously was ignored by main stream media. The picture above is a press photo from her  2009 gold album “Shart Wolf”.   Notice she is sitting on a toliet yet her pants are on, this was surely a message to show her departure from previous Shart-pop albums and into new  musical territory.

—————————————————-2)Frank Shart-Natra

No list of the best is complete with out ole brown eye himself, Frank Shart-natra, Frank’s biggest album came with his 1958 classic “Come Shart with Me” this of course was the follow up to  his breakthrough album ” Songs for Sharty Lovers” and was  the predesesor for his album “Frank Shart-natra, Sharts for Only the Lonely”   which won a Grammy for best album cover at the very first grammy awards.

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2-Shart ( pictured here holding up 3 fingers- a reference to how he liked to Shart 3 times on stage per concert) was a true talent who was taken way before his time. His debut album ” Shart-pacalypse” went gold and unlike many  artists he has continued to release albums even after his untimely death in 1996, a victim of a drive by shooting .It is believed that at 11:15 the shots that ended his life occurred and his bowels  dis-engaged thus giving him is final shart performance.

So once and for all I wanted everyone to know how different me and 50 truly are, below are a few factoids that show the subtle but very relevant difference between us and the lives we live. Also as a bonus I’ve included some photos of the two of us as part of my new “50 and Me” photo series that will be on display in some super cool art galleries in New York and London this Fall.

1)    If you have a baby by me you most certainly won’t become a millionaire

2)    I don’t run New York

3)    I’m more into making love than just having sex

4)    I did not make 100 million when Coca-Cola bought Vitamin Water  …. though I  am currently lobbying for the return of Ecto cooler.

1) I’m a Pepper you’re a Pepper : The Red Hot Chili Peppers Story.

Will Ferell as  chili peppers drummer Chad Smith. Good Ferrel put his nuts on those drums in Step Brothers!

2) Petty in Pink : The Tom Petty Movie

John Heder as  Tom Petty. , Can I also suggest Uncle Rico and Kip in character as members of the Heartbreakers.

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3) Same as it ever Was : The Talking Heads

Christian Bale as  David Byrne, you loved him in The Fighter, now see him wearing an oversized suit,

Bonus tag line : This movie event only happens once in a lifetime!

4) Jim Carey as Jimmy Eat World front man Jim Adkins in:

Goodbye Sky Harbor, based on the long running off Broadway play “Jim on Jim” :

Adam Sandler: I’ve been getting this one since I was 9 , I always took it as a compliment  because he’s funny. I loved SNL and his early movies though I could have done without him making ” You don’t mess with the Zohan” and “Grown Up’s”) but overall The Sandman is ok in my book and I always figured it could be worse, someone could have told me I looked like ChrisKatan

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Jason Biggs, This one started around 1999 when the first American Pie Movie came out. At first I was a bit reluctant to embrace looking like a guy who had sex with a pie in a movie but then he really changed all that when he made the hit movie”  Eight Below, I mean who wouldn’t want to look like one of the “Eight Below” cast!!!???????

———————–(Me as Jason Biggs being the Wedding singer for Haloween)—————————

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(McLovin) , I usually only get this one at bars when people are drunk.  I remember on one particular occasion, It was my last day as an intern at MTV and the whole staff went out to the bar , one dude asked me to get into one of there group pictures because and I quote ” that guy looks like McSloven, lets get him in this photo” he went on to ask me as followed : ” Hey Mcsloven get in this photo!”. Well I didn’t take that much offense because though I worked on the same floor as that guy for 5 months  he was mearly only an executive assistant and he probably still is( Shout out to all yall drunk Executive Assistant at MTV)

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4) The Maid from the Brady Bunch: No one has ever said I look like the maid from the Brady Bunch but I always felt like  I could pull it off  if I put on an apron and a wig.  Quite frankly I’m surprised I’m the only one who has ever picked up on it.

5) This one isn’t really a celebrity or even a human , and I don’t feel that I look like it at all but I couldn’t resist including it, I mean look how cute it is.

- Greg

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